Who Makes Everything Happen (Joke)

Note: I am still feeling slightly sick but slowly getting better. Rather than posting a quick lawyer joke and going back to bed I am going to do something a little different today and curate from the internet a funny story from real life.


I am a deputy sheriff assigned to courthouse security. As part of my job, I explain court procedures to visitors. One day I was showing a group of ninth-graders around. Court was in recess and only the clerk and a young man in custody wearing handcuffs were in the courtroom. “This is where the judge sits,” I began, pointing to the bench. “The lawyers sit at these tables. The court clerk sits over there. The court recorder, or stenographer, sits over here. Near the judge is the witness stand and over there is where the jury sits. As you can see,” I finished, “there are a lot of people involved in making this system work.”

At that point, the prisoner raised his cuffed hands and said, “Yeah, but I’m the one who makes it all happen.”

Source: https://www.readersdigest.ca/culture/funniest-lawyer-jokes/