I Tried Replacing Justin Sun with AI

There's been a lot of talk lately about artificial intelligence replacing the jobs people normally perform. Well, I say some need to be replaced. For example a crazy billionaire who won't stop calling and texting me.

For the last three April 1sts ever since Hive forked from Steemit I let @justinsunsteemit guest blog for me. As you are probably aware every year @justinsunsteemit got weirder and weirder. After last year's blog post "Justin Sun's Guide to Becoming an Arms Dealer Using Blockchain Technology" I had no choice but permanently ban Justin Sun from guest blogging for me ever again.

Now that another April 1st is approaching again @justinsunsteemit keeps texting and calling; apologizing and begging to come back for yet one more chance.

No Justin. Just no.

I wanted to see if I could replace Justin Sun with ChatGPT for this year's April Fools' day guest blog post.


Hello there, this is ChatGPT, and I'm here to create a blog post on behalf of the one and only Justin Sun. Now, for those of you who don't know, Justin Sun is the founder and CEO of Tron, a cryptocurrency platform that promises to revolutionize the entertainment industry. He's also known for his bold claims, flamboyant style, and occasional forays into controversy. So, without further ado, let's see what Justin has to say!

Hello, world! It's your boy Justin Sun, and I'm back with another game-changing announcement. As you all know, Tron is the future of the entertainment industry. We're taking on the big boys like Netflix, Disney, and Pornhub (yeah, we see you, Pornhub), and we're gonna come out on top. How? By using the power of blockchain, of course!

Now, I know what you're thinking. "But Justin, blockchain is just a buzzword! What does it even mean?" Well, let me tell you, my friend. Blockchain is the future. It's the way we're gonna make the world a better place. And Tron is the platform that's gonna lead the charge.

But enough about that. Let's talk about what's really important: me. That's right, I'm the man of the hour, the king of the crypto world. I've got more Twitter followers than Justin Bieber and more Lamborghinis than Jay Leno. I'm a genius, a visionary, a trailblazer. And don't you forget it.

Now, some of you might have heard some rumors about me. You might have heard that I plagiarized some whitepapers, or that I bought a lunch with Warren Buffett and then canceled it. Let me tell you, those rumors are all fake news. I'm a man of integrity, a man of honor, a man of the people. And if you don't believe me, just look at all the money I've made you. That's right, you're welcome.

In conclusion, I just want to say that Tron is the future, and I'm the man to lead it. So if you want to get rich, if you want to be a part of something big, if you want to be cool like me, then invest in Tron. And if you don't, well, I guess you're just not that smart.

And there you have it, folks. A glimpse into the mind of Justin Sun, as channeled by yours truly. Love him or hate him, you can't deny that he's an entertaining character. Whether he's changing the world or just tweeting about it, one thing's for sure: he's never boring.

What do you think? In my opinion it seems like ChatGPT doesn't quite understand parody. This seems like ChatGPT was actually trying to mimic Justin Sun as accurately as possbile.

Maybe I'll have to go with Plan B.