How to Cure Lying
Little Johnny couldn't stop lying. At home he told lies. At school he told lies. Johnny's parents decided the best thing to do to solve the problem was send Johnny to the local church's Sunday school.
After Sunday school Johnny's mom asked him what he learned.
"Well, they told us about this mean Pharaoh in Egypt. Things were so bad a man named Moses decided to lead a bunch of people out of Egypt. The Pharaoh didn't like that so he sent a bunch of soldiers after them. The soldiers chased them and cornered them at the Red Sea. Moses then pulled out a machine gun and started firing at the soldiers until they retreated."
Johnny's dad said, "Johnny, is that honestly what they told you happened?"
"No, but you'll never believe the whopper they told us with a straight face about what happened."