He is Watching You
A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination the burglar continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is watching you". The burglar turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage.
The burglar asked the parrot if it was the one talking and the parrot said, "yes."
The burglar asked the parrot what its name was and the parrot said, "Moses."
The burglar asked, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot said, "The same kind of people who would name their pit bull dog Jesus".